I (heart) your product. I find them discarded in the gutter and I bethink myself what a spoiled age we live in to find such a marvel of form and function lying around like common refuse. It was the task of millennia to bring this wonder to the world, but only you could bring it to the table. I am come undone by the way you hold things together.
I spent some moments researching the history of this product, and learned that it wasn't until the 20th century that the threaded screw started becoming a ubiquitous tool. The world seems so primitive without it.
ReplyDeleteDear Walnut Acres,
ReplyDeleteI love your low sodium fat free tomato & basil pasta sauce (UPC 748239105218, date code 8316L8T2)!
It is extremely tasty, goes great on both pasta and especially pizza, and really shines at a nice price.
The best part is the low sodium. In fact, it is the only one that we have found at the supermarket that is truly low in sodium.
Thank you very much for an outstanding product!
Sincerely,
a very satisfied customer
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