I would like to today express my admiration for those creators of slogans who have so profoundly contributed to our culture. Their creations are so compelling that even the enemies of capitalism cannot help but to use and abuse them for their own purposes. I would dare say that a good slogan writer could further the cause of anti-capitalist attitudes better than the heathens themselves. Advertisers, I (heart) your slogans.
I present for your admiration some of my favorite Fast Food Slogans:
I'm lovin' it
Think Outside the Bun
Do what tastes right
Where's the Beef?
I'm thinkin' Arby's
Have it your way
If you are what you eat, you are awesome.
Finger lickin' good
Throw boring overboard
Your going to get your wish. Go fish.
If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.
Who doesn't love a little something extra?
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Once whilst sitting at a Whattaburger, a flash of genius came over me and my friends.
ReplyDeleteSung to the tune of "If You Wanna Be My Lover" by The Spice Girls
Do you wanna Wattaburger
Yes I wanna Wattaburger
You say you wanna Wattaburger
Yes I wanna Wattaburger!
If you wanna Wattaburger
Gotta get a Wattashake
Gotta get an Itsaburger
Friendships you shall make!
That's a well-crafted little jingle. Especially since it provides commitment and consistency pressure on those who recite it.
ReplyDeleteIf I was in charge of public schools, we'd recite jingles with our hands over our hearts every morning.
I brought up the best slogan topic to friends, and one of them said there is a Waffle House in the neighborhood of Raleigh, NC with a sign that reads: "Waffles, pancakes, breakfast, Jesus is Lord!"
ReplyDeleteHe then said, "I think that's one of the psalms."